Money for Charity

Honestly, if I had a million dollars, I'm not sure how long I'd be alive with all of these raving lunatics and this recession. With the things people will do for a couple thousand, they'd definitely murder me. I think I'd immediately give it to that big cats charity. Big cats are all fluffy and cuddly looking, why would we let them die? They are some of the ultimate predators aside from sharks but everyone needs to punch them in the gills becasue they are such bastardos. Santa isn't real. He's a big fat imaginary old man who creeps into the houses of little boys and girls and does thinhgs that should be mentioned. I do, however, know that I shouldn't post what I know what I'm getting becasue that could give away my sources.

You say Santa isn't real, yet you say he is a creeper?
I agree though, you'd probably be killed if you one the lottery by some maniac making a living begging.

Sharks are bastardos...bahahaha